"The beard must go"
"Oh, no it mustn't. It can't"
"Oh, it has to. It moustache go. Please?"
"But it's a part of me and it's so healthy and has
girth!"
"It looks disgusting. Wait, is there
food in there?
Ew. Please give us what we want."
It has been tradition for two years for Guyana
PCTs to have moustaches for swearing in.
Seeing as I have had a beard since December, the other Guy 21 men told me I had to go with Mutton Chops.
So, that's what I did. For my Santa Barbara friends: JAKE IS BACK!
No one takes me seriously anymore. Seriously.
3 comments:
I think this post needs to have a photo to accompany it!
I agree with her Imperial Highness...photos please! And I would like to add that your blog brings me great JOY! :) Thanks for writing! :)
p.s. I got your postcard today--it took just over a month! :) Thanks!!! Hope you have gotten your package by now! Yesssss!
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